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hi i am taylor. please intensely scroll through these posts with all the joy and splendor of a happy bean.

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gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

"I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through." J.K Rowling. 
Happy Birthday, Jo! Thank you for existing and creating the amazing world all of us love and will cherish forever! (July 31st, 1965)

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what Iā€™m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this hasnt been in my life for quite a while. im glad its back.

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via offthechainn)

dongstomper69:

bent-duck:

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

financial security

anime titties
differed:

so many metaphors i dont know how to take it all in

Anonymous asked: Are you single cutie?

for some reason when i read that i imagined like some tatted up guy with a long beard on a motorcycle pulling up next to my car at an intersection and saying that. idk if thats foreshadowing or something haha. but NO I AM NOT SINGLE BIKER DUDE I’m sorry if that splintered your heart. xoxo

nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.
trumpetsconfirmed:

nice job poisoning your own mudkip you shithead