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motherfuckinoedipus:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

this skeleton is really wasted
leucanthus:

everythingyoulovetoohate:

How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?

so cute i’m gonna cry
torijoanne:

This is hilarious
troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it
blairfucker:

✞
unclefather:

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

october is here
tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i-might-be-misha:

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

i would not be ashamed then

fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life
creaseintime:

are you ready to get
creaseintime:

SPOOKY

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via thirstyhoefromtacobell)

thirstyhoefromtacobell:

*gets a job just to buy merch*